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Should I just start an OnlyFans and show soft c**t? You are not a real Staten Island politician unless you have a secret family and no one mobster. I like picturing George R.R. Martin looking at Staten Ireland going, what is that? Living with your parents is the most f**king Staten island thing possible. We're saving for the future. I feel like it's normal now. It was kind of a joke when I was growing up there. So you live with your parents and now it's like you don't live with your parents. That's a pretty normal thing now, right? Because of like wokeness, like we don't want to shame those who live with their parents, I guess. I lived there as long as I possibly could. I had fun. I don't move on Staten Island anymore. My mom is still there and has a house there and I go over there a lot. I miss it. I'm trying to go back. John F. Kennedy. JFK is Staten Island because it's the biggest ferry and I, I now own it. If I ever want to laugh, I just think about that. We do at least two to three sort of activations a year. We do enough to keep it going. It's probably the most asked question I get with a little bit of like side eye too. Just kind of like, that didn't work out, huh? And I'm like, it's a 6,000-seat giant ferry. There's a lot of, you know, a lot of shit that you got to do. We're trying to get that preacher guy. Remember that guy? No mission. No mission, no mission. That guy who would get the shit kicked out of him at least once a week. We're going to get him. We're getting that guy. We're try to bring back putting cars on there. That was this one you could put cars on. I always thought that was pretty cool. Pizza. Staten Island. It has so much good pizza. Danino's, Lee's, Campagna, Goodfellas. I'm missing one. I feel like Danino takes the win. Staten island definitely has the best pizza in the city. Besides pizza, I just think it has like the best food in New York. It has good Chinese food. Empire Szechuan is pretty good. I used to go over there because do you remember the little homie toys? They had a homies kiosk over there. Homies were sick. Christina Aguilera is Staten Island. She's from there, I'm told. I don't know how often she visits, but once from, always from. John Franco lived there for a while. Steven Seagal lived there a while, and O'Vinnie from the Jersey Shore is there. He did the most Staten island thing ever. He bought the pizza place his mom worked at next to the atrium and then made her the owner. That's as fucking Staten Ireland as it gets. Bringing famous people to Staten Iceland is the best. they all love it mgk fucking loves staten island people don't understand how fucking cool it is there it's it's like a time machine it's 1985 over there style has this weird thing where it's like it's new york but it's pretty much jersey and it's that fine line and it is called the forgotten borough so there's like a lot of pride like the mall like or that like weird like uh you know that weird like carnival that goes near the mall every year that's definitely not safe but we go or the fucking the hospital that's abandoned that's in the middle of the woods that you could just go in there and there's gurnies from 1950 there and all this like rust and nails and it's so scary and that was like fun fdny staten island what's cool about it is a lot of it is volunteer which i think is really cool and special about the island but fd ny is all new york i feel like i should should and always gladly like to do my part just because of my association and you know keeping my dad's name alive is really important i got to do dennis Leary's foundation this year where you get to be a firefighter for a day. The amount of funding that these guys need and how little that they give to these real-life heroes is pretty astonishing. You know, they put a fucking giant piece of luggage Louis Vuitton store in the middle of Manhattan and I just was like, anything we can do to help the FDNY is, I think, really, really important. NYPD is a little more Staten Island, I Think. They're nice in Staten Islands, at least to me i got a lot of pba cards so i have no problem in staten island lauren michaels lauren nichols he is staten island actually yeah he hired colin and i and also he's like got some swag staten has a lot but yeah he's a little gangster he's just like i can't believe i have two guys from staten on my show that's my boy i love lauren yeah yeah we check in all the time i gotta say man. He's more relevant than ever and working more than ever. And he's as excited as ever and always grateful for my lore and time. But yeah, he's the man. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. I don't think that's Staten Island at all. I love Game of Thrones, but I don' t think, I don'' t see people from Staten Island being into incest and dragons. At least my uncle's not. But I could be wrong. I'm sure there's three comments on this that are like fuck you i love game of thrones westeros is your concept of what staten island is i like picturing george rr martin looking at stat island going what is that nicholas holt nick holt's super stat out i'll tell you why he's 35 and has four kids okay he's old school he's a good guy he fucking is a great family guy he's great actor but he's not like an actory actor where like you yell cut he's he's nick holt he's not whoever he's playing super funny cool i love that guy he's super stat island how to have a bank super excited about that one it's david leach leach is a top 10 director right now best stunt guy ever it's a really fun very current sort of movie it's about a bunch of dudes who show you how to rob banks on youtube people do really crazy on the internet it's bad and it makes me sad you know and girls are just talking to themselves on there and they're like okay come get ready with me and i'm like who the are you what do you do nothing what the is this they make 40 million a year what and then i'm a world's broken there's girls my age that go on tick tock and they'll like mutter like a thing and then do this like dance and i'm like what the are you doing this is insane does no one else see how insane and lame this is and these girls are like super famous like everyone's like oh my god i can't believe and i am like what i don't know this is the first time i felt really old but i do think about it like once a week i'm like should i just start an onlyfans and show soft cock like really tight underwear and just soft cock and retire or just keep you know keep trying i don't know you know if it all goes to fail i could just soft soft cock it we all could we could soft cock zoron mamdani it's rama donnie is he staten island i don t know i don' t think he's from Staten Island. I don't know if he has Staten Islands heart. I don t think he's Staten island. I have a problem with the guy, but I definitely don't think he s that island at all. That is the only red place in New York. And it's violently red. I try to explain it because you know, most my family is, you know on the red side. It's not like that like storm the capitol vibe it's more just like he's funny like i don't i just need something different like it's not like a racist misogynistic sort of thing it's just like they they just it's 1985 over there you are not a real staten island politician unless you have a secret family and no one mobster i would not trust you to run staten island which Wu-Tang members were born on Staten Island I think Method Man was born in Staten Island yes no he's not well he is to me let me see if I had to guess and I could be wrong but Raekwon RZA UGOD and GZA are from Staten Island or am I wrong on all those only ghostface killer only ghost face Dennis I have a really funny story about Ghostface, who I love very much and has always been very kind to me. He works out at the same gym my mom does. And my mom, my mom texted me one day and she said, she goes, I'm working out with Dennis. Dennis says hello. And I'm like, who the fuck is Dennis? And she goes. Oh, sorry. Ghostface killer. I was like, that's fucking awesome. That's a fun thing to picture is your mom working out. Spaulding Gray. Spaulden Gray. Like the basketball? Well, what's Spaulding Gray? The famous monologuist. Spaulden Gray? The famous Monologuists? I'm very touched that you think I would know who the fuck that is. He kills himself by jumping off a stand-alone ferry? Usually people do that as a suicidal gesture, because they know that they're not going to die. Did he fucking get run over by it? He just jumped? Well, first of all, rest in peace. Second of all... I don't know who fuck he is, but I hope his monologues live on and I hope there's a bench on the we'll put a bench for him on my on my ferry that's a tough way to go because that water is fucking disgusting like if you don't die from jumping off you would die from whatever you got in your skin from that water eventually Joey Ramone Joey Ramon's super Staten Island punk rock I feel like he came to Staten island a bunch we were supposed to do the movie and then it for years lingered and i knew so much about it and then got so sad that it wasn't happening so i like dumped it into my computer trash bin in my brain it's not fucking dead it's just on life support is what i'm told every biopic is the same right guy wants to play music he's from a small whatever no one believes in him his parents are a little like i don't know if you can go do that and then he's playing at some weird rinky dink fucking bar and then someone's in the back like i see this guy and then he brings him into this the record thing and they're like i i don' know and the guy starts playing and they' re all like oh they're coming and then the guy blows up he's amazing he's with someone this woman already before he was fucking big and then it gets big and he's like fuck you i'm gonna fuck everything and then fucks everything right and then has this new wife and he has a huge drug problem where something fucking happens and then he has to go get better and he falls down and no one's buying his fucking music and then he fucking plays that one fucking album and then He's All Back and then Hunky Dory and he's sober and it's fucking, it's great. That's every biopic. I don't give a fuck. What was cool about the Ramones script is it was super fucked up and not pretty and not cute and I don' t know if that's I think they wanted a cute one. Ralph's. Ralph's Ice's? Super Staten Island. Fuck. I love Ralph's Ices. I wish I could get a peanut butter cookie dough ice right now. That'd be so cool if you guys had that. Do you have that? Ralph's Ises is an Italian ice stand. There's a couple of them in Staten Island. From May to about mid-September, every day is like when you used to sleep outside to get the new PlayStation. It is a line around the block. It's a Staten island staple, much like barbershops and the pizza when we were in high school the coolest people like work there it would always be like really cool dudes with like that wore like backwards fitted hats but the ice is slap cryptocurrency cryptocurrency i feel like that is staten island because it's a fucking scheme staten islands full of schemers and dreamers and like a lot of those dudes are so fucking crazy they end up making a lot but i think it's a very staten island thing it's like limewire for money i remember fucking elon hosted and it was like when doge coin or whatever was like whatever everyone was like trying to figure out if he was gonna say it or mention it or whatever because i thought it would go up but like i think he knew or they all knew it was gonna go down and we were kind of told like don't because everyone's like should we fucking buy but like it's not it's not a real it's not a real thing I am jealous of the people that figured out the GameStop thing that's pretty fucking cool what do you think the next GameStop is Barnes and Noble you're in the upcoming Bitcoin movie yes I am I had no fucking idea what they were talking about in that movie there were these monologues where I was like there's no way it's good like my there's no i mean like i think the movie's really good and i had a lot of fun and casey and gal are incredible and doug's uh bucket list director i wanted to work with but there's i'm just like blockchain and fucking i have no idea what the fuck i was talking about and the more that they explained it to me the further away that yeah i like my money right there i like to be able to see it and hold it i love staten island i've always loved staten Island i make fun of it because I'm from Staten Island. That's what we do is we complain about it, but we love it and we're very protective of it. When I go there, I get a lot of love. I see a lot of hate, but I've never witnessed it in person. It's so funny they can't give you a compliment. Like a compliment from there would be like, you know, I saw that movie. They'd be like it was alright. And that's like a standing ovation in Staten Ireland. And I hope that never changes. It should just, you know push down love. That's just kind of how we all grew up there. So I don't take it personally. And I'll always love it. And I hope to move back there soon.